This website is 100% postironic. Oh, except for this page here.

Everything Must Go

I'm attempting to eliminate (sell or throw away) all of my possessions unless they're useful. So far I've decided to keep my laptop and stuff that goes with it, my car, and my iPod.

So check my eBay listings if you're interested.

Arcade Stuff

I can provide pictures of the items if asked. Please feel free to counter-offer. Eventaully this stuff will go to eBay if nothing happens here.

The stuff is located in South Orange, NJ, 07079.

(Between the two Space Invaders cocktails above, I only have one working power board, I have two others I can toss in that could be repaired, or you could go switcher...)

Contact me via this form here.

Randomness

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Mini Biography

Born on August 9, 1968, Kurt grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He was mostly raised by his mother, an immigrant from Romania, after his father left when he was very young. Kurt's early life could be described as "hardscrabble" and "modest" but apparently those terms and many others like them are reserved for policitians who went to prep school and received Corvette convertibles for wedding gifts. Yes that's you, Joe Biden.

Mr. Koller began his career in computer networking at the age of 13 by befriending and learning from "hackers" belonging to the infamous Milwaukee hacking group, the 414s. He attended various public and private elementary, junior high, and high schoolss, before finally dropping out in his sophmore year of high school. He left home and moved to the Twin Cities, MN in 1985 to enjoy the burgeoning Minneapolis live music scene and to put himself through the remainder of high school.

He ran a multi-line BBS on software that he developed, then moved on to the internet through various "hacked" Minneapolis-area accounts. (At that time the only way to get on the 'net was to be a scientist, in college, or join the military. Nonoe of those was an option.)

Then, in 1991, after five years of who knows what, Kurt moved to Denver. It was here that Kurt honed his networking skills by participating in a public access experiment called "Nyx ," run by professor Andrew Burt at the University of Denver.

After a few years in Colorado mountain biking and playing with computers, Kurt transferred to the University of Delaware, being attracted by the university's advanced network and female/male student ratio. Guided by a belief that the internet would be a valuable tool for every office desktop and for every home (this was 1993), he devoted his energies both in and out of the classroom to learn as much as possible about the entire internetworking picture on many different platforms. It was here that the original Sarcasm Network was born, which was originally a combination school policy commentary and gopher/www site for the band Ween.

Kurt stayed on at the University of Delaware and helped build the school's World Wide Web site. He also began doing freelance work for small companies in New York City, such as Xworld, now named Flightpath .

Kurt’s foresight and vision regarding the internet, and his realization that Delaware wasn't going to have much to offer, led him to take a freelance position at MTV, building their website after the Adam Curry fiasco. A year later, after a meeting in which the VP of New Business proclaimed that he was going to revolutionize the industry by charging ISPs to allow ISP customers access to the site (the cable TV model), Kurt began searching for a new position with an organization that had more clue.

Yada yada yada, and many years, consulting gigs, two dot com companies, and various positions later, Kurt now runs a company called Minimalist.

Kurt has a wife and son and likes to keep his private life private, even though it may not seem that way.