I just downloaded the Fable II Knothole Island DLC. Spoilers follow.
So far, I’ve been digging up a lot of crap. My character is fully developed (only missing Backflip for Completionist achievement, send me a message if you can help me because I’m not forking over cash for Pub Games to get the book I need) and my dog is all powered up, so while I’m trying to fix all the weather problems, he’s constantly nagging me to dig.

Fable II
When you get to Knothole Island, it’s all iced over. Everything is blue and cold and everyone talks about how they are freezing and how their fingers might fall off at any moment. You meet a guy identified as the Chieftan, turns out he’s the guy that summoned you to the island. Yada yada yada the weather is all messed up can you help, and then the Chieftain sends you off to find the “Sun totem” which will restore heat. This involves going into a dungeon, then solving a few puzzles to open up the final room where you turn the heat up to 11.
The reason I say 11 is that as soon as I came up from the dungeon, wow, was it hot. It wasn’t even subtly hot, the heat effects were on overdrive. the grass was brown, and I was like holy crap I bet I turned up the heat too far. Sure enough, the next main quest on Knothole Island is to end the drought. And now everyone’s hot and upset that you overdid it the first time around.
I’ll digress for a moment to say that there’s a store in town called the Box of Secrets. It has a whole bunch of gift-wrapped packages sitting on tables. When you walk up to one, you see a vague explanation about what category of item it contains, and information about what items you need to trade for whatever is in the box. When it was icy cold, there were only a few packages, but when you turn the heat up they get another shipment and more (but not all) of the tables have gift-wrapped goodness. Here’s an example of things you need to trade for the packages:
- marriage and how to survive it
- pretty necklace
- puny carrot x2
- table wine x2
- murgo’s big book of trading x2
- crunchy chick x3
- crucible peanuts x2
Anyway, you get the idea. That list isn’t complete, because I don’t want to bore you to tears. Right now I’ll digress even further to list the three achievements worth 100 gamerscore that the Knothole Island DLC adds to the base 1000 Fable II score:
- The Meteorologist: Bring all of Knothole Island’s weather problems under control, or help another Hero to do so.Fix all of the weather problems on Knothole Island
- The Collector: Acquire all the mystery items in The Box of Secrets shop, or see another Hero do so.
- The Bibliophile: Find all the books detailing the history of Knothole Island, or help another Hero to do so.
So, now I’m off to find the Storm totem to fix the drought, but I will bet someone the 800 Microsoft Points the DLC cost that that’s going to result in floods that I have to clean up.
The books that you need are just like silver keys, only they’re books. Your dog will detect them as treasure if he sees them, and they float in space the same way silver keys did. Kind of lame.
Got that Storm totem. Also I have to say I’m going to slap my dog if he doesn’t shut up for a while about the dig spots. Anyhow, with the Storm totem, sure enough it’s raining like mad. And sure enough the island is half under water, which weirdly is the level the ice was at when this all started (I think I see where this is going). Storm Key then opens the Storm Shrine. Did I mention, 26 dig spots so far?

What Knothole Island Has to Offer
The Storm Shrine was definitely an exercise in programming those colored orbs in a bunch of different ways and then just throwing the kitchen sink at you. Orb puzzle, open a door, orb puzzle, open a door and pull a lever, orb puzzle, kill a banshee on your way to fighting one of those trolls with the bad skin / exposed nerves problem. Then you get the Ice Totem, and yep, suspicion was correct, the island is back to the way you found it, all iced over. And then you immediately fight another banshee and then your dog is off finding more digs spots. When you get back to the Chieftan, there’s a whole bunch of disgruntledness and you have to make one of those Famous Fable Choices, this time 10,000 gold or the love of the people of Knothole Island. After all that, you’re awarded with the Meteorologist achievement and the ability to control the weather as needed.
I guess my final verdict is the DLC isn’t really worth the 800 Microsoft Points, at least not to me. It boils down to three quests to complete (all virtually identical), find 10 “silver key” books, and then hunt around for the items you need to get the items from the Box of Secrets store. And 3.5 million dig spots, which adds up to not quite what I had hoped for. The story does have a few moments of humor, but not enough to make up for all that it lacks. I wrote this article while I was playing, and the whole thing took 3 hours.
(Also, pet peeve, I can’t believe that even in the patch they still have the default option when you start playing set to “New Game” when you only use that one time, and you use “Continue” every other time. Seriously.)
I’ve heard some talk about a resurrection shrine on the island to bring your dog back if you selected to kill him off, but I didn’t do that so it’s not relevant for me. But no, I haven’t seen said shrine yet. Oh yeah, and if you have a spare Backflip book, please send me a FR on Xbox Live, my gamertag is Minimalist360.