Here’s a program with the confusing name of VistaStartMenu. Thing is, it’s a great replacement for the existing Vista start menu.

From the developer page:

Now imagine that someone secretly came in and rearranged your your things into random places. Your player is on the sofa today, tomorrow it is in the refrigerator and the next day you find it in your car. Such a situation could easily lead to a nervous breakdown!

Now, let’s get back to discussing computer programs. Imagine a software developer who decided to make the buttons in his program randomly change their positions from time to time. This example seems absurd because obviously it is impossible to use such a program. If you think that there are no such programs in real life, you will be disappointed. You use one of these programs every day.

This program is called the “Start” menu.

Try it, you may like it.

Combine the general crappiness of mobile phone games with the general crappiness of forensic TV and what do you get?

wow does that suck

This is from “CellPlay: The 411 for gaming on your cell phone” insert in some damned gaming magazine. I like how they spell this version of the CSI show:

csi what

…without all the crap.

The main Nero Burning ROM program is perfect for what I use burning software for. I can make data CDs and DVDs, dual layer DVDs, and if I have VOBs I can create a Video-DVD. I can save a disk layout, and load it later and burn it. Burning works, supports some nice features like overburning and verification, and that’s about it.

The problem is, it’s IMPOSSIBLE to install just the Nero Burning ROM program. No matter what you do, it installs Nero Scout, which then immediately starts indexing files on your hard drive. It installs a variety of other crap, and you end up with 4-5 loaded processes. That’s if you JUST chooses Nero Burning ROM.

So, NERO is dead to me, in the same way that Real Media is dead to me. (Backgrounder, Real Media had a completely deceptive install program that turned on all kinds of features. It did so by showing you a scroll box with 4 items shown, all unchecked, and then if you scroll down you see 4 “Adware” type programs are checked.) On principal, I will NEVER install any Real product on any platform ever again.

So with all of Nero’s crap, and the fact that they are charging $50 upgrades every 18months or so for not a lot of new stuff, means that I’d like to send that the way of Real.

Does anyone use a CD/DVD burning program that does as I described above? If so, can you comment?

Thanks in advance.

I bought a Dell XPS M1330 with a 64GB Samsung SSD in it, as well as some other goodies like Wireless USB and and LED backlight. I wiped most of the drive and installed Vista Ultimate x64.

I feel like I went into the future a few years, mainly because of the SSD. Holy WOW is that shit fast.

Booting is fast. Running Word or Excel results in teh applicaiton almost instantly appearing on the screen. Visual Studio 2005, which normally takes about a day and a half to install was finished in 15 minutes. And on and on. And the silence is eerie.

More soon, but holy wowsers I’m in love.

So I payed the $10 (800 Microsoft Points (is this a real currency at this point? like do they trade it in currency markets?)) to get the E4: Every Extra Extend Extreme.

E4

First off, this game should probably be called something like Ten Times Toomuch Telemetry because holy wow is there a lot of information on the screen at one time. Combo counts, multipliers, multipliers of multipliers, clocks counting up and down, and the scores make late-edition pinball scores look low. I’m not religious, but Jesus Christ.

The game has 4 modes, E4 timed, E4 untimed, S4, and R4.

E4 is chains and multipliers on steroids, coupled with an almost anti-shooter game mechanic. You detonate yourself to blow up all kinds of crap on the screen, and the groups of crap release icons which give you something good. The something good depends on the color of part of the crap, and it can be extra time, quicken (speeds up the movement and introduction rate of the crap, not to be confused with the bookkeeping software), bonus, and something else I forget about. Did I mention you should also detonate yourself on the beat of the accompanying music for additional multipliers? Yeah it’s insane, and kinda cool, you have to do a lot of balancing and it’s got a good feel.

S4 is just E4 but to your own tracks – you rip a CD on the 360, then in the game you pick a track and the game does some Amiga demoscene/medtracker looking crap to try to determine the bpm, and then you play to that. It doesn’t really work, especially if your song changes BPM.

My favorite mode is R4: Rhythmic Rolling Revenge Revolution. This is like a complete different game, and it would be like if someone took Warning Forever by Hikoza.T.Ohkubo and threw it in a blender with Mu-cade and rRootage by ABA Games. In other words, quality. I thought I was going to explode when I played this, and I will likely be playing it until I get the level 100 achievement.

So Guitar Hero III and The Orange Box are all lonely because of E4, so I guess that’s $10 well spent, as long as the others don’t get too angry-jealous.

After years of using “fat32format.exe” on Windows XP, which no longer works on Vista, whenever I have the need to format a large drive (>32GB) as FAT32 I have simply plugged it into my Mac in the office and formatted it there, since Windows doesn’t show an option for FAT32 format for drives over 32GB.

It turns out you can force a FAT32 format with the built in format command line utility. First, if the drive is already formatted with NTFS, give it a volume name. Or, go into disk manager and delete the partition and create a new simple partition, and do not format it. For this example I have a 120GB drive on E:, formatted as NTFS.

format /fs:fat32 /a:32k e:

This will prompt you if you want to proceed with the format, and if the partition is already formatted, it will ask you to type in the volume name to proceed. That’s it, all set. The /a:32k is the cluster size and /fs:fat32 sets the filesystem. For some reason you can’t combine these with the /Q (quick) flag, which would be nice.

You probably either need to have UAE off like I do 90% of the time, or run in an elevated command window.

Puzzle Quest

So I discovered a bug in the Xbox 360 version of Puzzle Quest that allows you to cheat, pretty significantly. Here’s how you do it.

I played until I was level 49, then I quit and I deleted the game from my console. I then downloaded the trial version of the game, which caps your level at 7, until I had enough experience where I would be moved to level 50. Then I hit start, unlocked the full game, and immediately jumped to level 50, receiving the Legendary Hero achievement. The bug is that in the process, I gained 176 skill points that I could apply to my character. (50 – 7) * 4

So I did that and then immediately was able to defeat Lord Bane to get the Master of Death achievement.

Looks like a bug when the next level is figured out when you unlock. The developers should patch this, so if anyone knows how to get this info to the developers, please do so. I’d imagine that this will work for any level change, like 40 to 41, etc., but I haven’t tried it. All you’d need to do is take your level X character, get him close to level x+1, then quit and delete the full game. Download the trial, play to get your experience up to the next level, then unlock the full version of the game.

What I really wish I had a cheat for is the forge godlike item. Anyone have this achievement? Update: I picked up the final achievement (Master Craftsman) this afternoon while on a conference call, and am now 200/200.

Um, so…

le orange boxen

Need I say more?

Portal r0xx0rz.

Ironically is about waiting less…

wait less

ipod suckage

I plug in my 160GB iPod classic to sync. This process now takes upwards of 5 minutes.

I play a few (8) songs the PC, so all sync has to do it perform a few simple tasks like update the playcounts and played dates for the songs, then eject. I plug in the classic, 20 seconds later iTunes says “syncing iPod” and then iTunes becomes totally unresponsive for 45-60 seconds. Then it’s responsive again for 30 seconds, then unresponsive for another 45-60 seconds. This continues for 5-7 minutes. I can connect my old 60GB iPod and an iPod mini, and do the exact same thing in 7 or 8 seconds without iTunes freezing.

The first update to the firmware did nothing to fix this.

I called Apple Care last night, and was on hold for 45 minutes. Then I got to talk to a “genius,” or whatever they’re called on the phone, and he told me he had never heard of this issue (even though it’s all over the interwebs). Then he put me on hold for 15 more minutes, then came back and told me to reboot. (Wheeeeeee!) He put me on hold again while I was rebooting, then disconnected me. I called back and got to hear a recording that told me to call during their normal business hours.

Hi Apple you suck.

(full disclosure, I am an apple shareholder)