Archive for June, 2007

Who needs this thing?

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Earlier today I was looking through a random computer magazine which is targeted toward mobile users, and came across this ad:

lapwalker

Is that guy really hiking with a laptop strapped to the front of his body? Is that safe? Or does OSHA mandate that he stop before using the laptop on this contraption? And even if they do, would anyone really do that? I see people eating and talking on the phone and putting on makeup and even reading the paper while driving, so are they really going to behave with this thing?

I know if I was walking on rough terrain and I was using a laptop on a device like this, at some point in the first 30 minutes I would fall down and hurt everything in sight: me, the laptop, the contraption, and some nearby nature. But maybe 60 people in all of the U S of A need these, right?

Which brings me to the next ad I noticed:

black diamond mobile pc

Um, really? A firefighter needs an ultra mobile pc so he can do the paperwork on the possible arson he just risked his life to put out? Shouldn’t this guy get to rest for at least the ride back to the firehouse before doing this crap on an actual pc?

I’m all for efficiency, but wtf?

Our lighting is possessed

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

When it’s really hot and everyone around us is using their air conditioning, weird things happen with the lights in our basement. It becomes more pronounced when we run the electric dryer. By weird, I mean this:

So what is that? Nothing else in the house seems affected, these are NOT on the same circuit as the dryer (and on super hot days, like today, we don’t even need to turn it on for this to happen). I have to admit, it freaks me out a bit. Our panel is only 100amp, so maybe this is why everyone upgrades to 200amp. But I mean, we were maybe drawing like 5A total when this was happening today.

Remote connect to a Windows 2003 console

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

mstsc -v:servername /F -console

or

mstsc -v:servername:port  /F -console

Works like a champ, or a charm, or whatever you like to say. Gives you the actual console session, so if you have two sessions left connected and can’t get in your server, this is the workaround. Or if you install PHP and it’s throwing errors in dialog boxes on the console, you can log in this way to see (and dismiss) said dialogs.

More Apple usability greatness

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

I don’t like my tray cluttered with useless garbage. The QuickTime tray icon is exactly that. I never actually use the QuickTime tray icon except to turn off the QuickTime tray icon.

Yet, every time that iTunes has an update it installs “iTunes + QuickTime” which, inexplicably, turns the QuickTime preference “Install QuickTime icon in system tray” back on. Why? Just to be annoying? All the other QuickTime settings are saved, just not that one. Accident?

Thanks again, Apple.

Apple, usability

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

I just installed Safari 3 beta on my Windows machine, because I have a need. Many of our web clients have at least one person in-house that will check their site on “Safari on the Mac” and there are usually a few tweaks cos Firefox and Safari don’t agree on standards all the time. So we have a few Macs on hand specifically for this reason.

So now Apple has decided that they will give up their channel of Mac buyers that need to check web work in “Safari on the Mac” (I know of at least 3 people currently contemplating a Mac purchase specifically for this reason). Thank you, Apple! And I mean that seriously.

However, I know that you THINK it’s more usable to have to resize a window from the bottom right corner only, and move it at the top only, but I disagree with you. So does Windows, the platform that you’ve brought your product to. I don’t find this snobbery and rudeness to be anything like “a glass of ice water to a person in hell.” I find it to be frustrating and irritating and more like shards of glass to a person with soft skin.

Personally, I find it easier to resize from the upper right corner or top edge when I’m up there, and then move the window with the window’s title bar, a few pixels away (not thousands away). But in all of your snobbery, you can’t admit that maybe this other way is better and play nice in your hosted environment?

And you’re going to make me do all kinds of extra mouse moving for no real reason? Or for “usability?”

Thanks, assholes.

Plus, it doesn’t even work. Like at all. It loads up about 1/2 of the Apple homepage before bombing out, and I can’t even type in the address bar. I can click the button that looks like a spider, but that just uses 100% of one of my CPU cores. I’m sure they’ll fix that stuff, but I’ll put a million dollars on them not fixing the usability issues. Cos they know it all.

Edit 6/26: I reinstalled a third time and it works.

USB Drive nonsense

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

So here’s a new hobby of mine: Troubleshooting why my computer hangs when I try to map a disk to a drive letter. Sounds fun, right?

I keep my iTunes library on an external USB hard drive, since my media collection is now far too large for my laptop’s built-in hard drive. I have another external hard drive that I use for backups, and another that has stuff on it like software installers, weird games, etc, which I call “Goods.”

I’d like to map these when they plug in to M: for the media, B: for the backup, and G: for the goods.

The first thing I realized in the Windows Disk Manager is that B:, while definitely not in use for a floppy or anything ridiculous, is “odd.” this could be a BIOS issue or whatever else, and I don’t care enough to look into it, but it doesn’t work on my current machine. It puts it into some kind of unusable state where Disk Manager can’t be quit, and Vista eventually hangs and needs to be power cycled. Fine. So I called that one Z: and that works well.

My Goods drive was mapped to G: with no problems whatsoever.

Now, the Goods drive is a 160GB Western Digital Passport II (WDP2). The Backup drive is a 120GB WDP2, and the Media drive is also a 120GB WDP2. These drives are all formatted NTFS.

For some reason, I can assign the Media drive to a mount point, like C:\Mount\M with no problems at all. But, no matter which drive letter I assign to it, it hangs the system like when I was trying to assign the B: drive. I’ve tried M:, N:, I: they all hang disk manager and then put the system in an unstable state ultimately ending in the system needing to be shut down hard.

I tried using the “remount” from a useful USB troubleshooting site, and when I tell it

remount C:\Mount\M M:

it hangs the system in the exact same way. It’s frustrating.

However, now I’m in a really crappy situation. The drive doesn’t get auto-assigned a free letter anymore when it’s plugged in, even if I delete all the mount points in Disk Manager. I’d love to know how to be able to do this. I have a suspicion that if I could somehow figure out the Registry crap associated with this stuff I would be able to figure this all out, but I can’t tell which drive is which in there. I could delete a mount point fairly easily, but that’s not my problem. I guess I need to delete my drive and let this re-build. So I’m going to take a second to do that after I reboot. Hang on…

Ok, so first, I learned that Device Manager can be told to show non-attached devices. How? Oh, would you believe an environment variable? I created a CMD file with this in it:

set DEVMGR_SHOW_NONPRESENT_DEVICES=1
devmgmt.msc

And ran it. Then I selected “View-> Show Hidden Devices” and under “Disk Drives” I was presented with every USB, Firewire, etc disk I had ever attached to my system. I determined which was mine, removed it and replugged the drive, but no go, it still put it at my mount point.

So here’s a fun registry location – “HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\MountPoints2″ – that appears to have every mount point, including network shares, that I’ve ever had on my system. My gut feeling is that if I delete all this I’ll just have to remap, but I’m not sure yet. There’s also “HKLM\SYSTEM\MountedDevices” which I also think will be rebuilt.

So, you only live once I though, and so I renamed both these of these keys to _old, and inserted my drive. It showed up as E: (great!) and now I’m going to try to make it M: – still hangs. Maybe I should have rebooted in there… Same problem.

OKay, so THAT didn’t work, and I put all the old registry back in place, but it did give me enough information to manually trash the entry for my M drive and then manually create an entry for it in the MountedDevices. Which works. I could even write a program to do this part of the equation now. But THIS SUCKS that I can’t just use the built-in tools, and I feel like I’m missing something since my method didn’t result in a hang, even though the stuff in Windows and the other guy’s 3rd party thing did hang.

If anyone knows why this would be hanging or has solved this problem, please let me know how you solved it.

Some replacement applications that I actually use

Monday, June 18th, 2007

These are all Windows applications, and I use them under Vista on my MacBook Pro. Yes I like the Macbook Pro, but I can’t use OSX because it’s too painful. Anyhow, all of the following refer to Windows applications.

Paint.NET

I’m not a graphic designer, but I do have to use Photoshop occasionally for production work. It’s ludicrously expensive. I mean, you get a boatload of stuff if you buy CS3, including Flash if you buy the right version, but it’s really really expensive. Paint.NET is a Photoshop-like program, written in C#/.NET, free, source included, etc.

Foxit PDF Reader

This is faster, and uses less resources than Adobe’s PDF Reader. Free. I’d imagine it supports less “stuff” than the Adobe version, like the forms and all that, but I don’t know. What I do know is that it doesn’t take 30 seconds to load and shows me PDFs.

PDFCreator

PDFCreator is free, and creates PDFs. It acts as a printer driver and has plugins for some applicationss. Has a few weird issues under Vista, but mostly works fine. And it creates PDFs. And doesn’t cost $400 or make you think about which version of Adobe CS3 you are going to have to get to maximize your money dollars. Oh, and it creates PDFs.

Five and a half hours later…

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

So I spent five and a half hours today playing Guitar Hero II on the Xbox 360.

Guitar Hero II

Yeah, I know, I’m too old to be doing this. Especially for five and a half hours. But see, my pal Seth Lopez has been raving about it and I am too competitive. So there it is. I finished career mode in easy and medium and picked up 220 of 1000 achievement points on 18 of 50 achievements. (Yes, this type of addictive behavior is the reason I sold my original Xbox 360. (Yes, I had an Xbox 360, sold it, and then bought an Elite. (Yes, I know.))) I can’t play on hard at all though, or at least it’s still too intimidating. And I’m actually sore.

The five and a half hour marathon was made possible by my wife and son, who for father’s day gave me a day to do whatever I wanted to do. Thanks guys.

Forza 2 is like Morza Poo

Friday, June 15th, 2007

forza 2 boxI’m not sure what exactly happened here.

Let’s see. I loved Forza. It had amazing graphics, felt real as all get-out, was fun to play, and I loved it. When I heard Forza 2 was coming out, I got all excited and thought about getting a force-feedback wheel and the whole nine.

So I bought Forza 2, and it’s all I can do to hire another driver to finish another race. I feel like I’m unlocking things as a part-time job, and I’m not sure where the fun is. Yeah, I know it’s a simulator, and simulation != fun in all cases, but I expected it to be a little bit fun, at least for as many minutes as I spent dollars on the game. (In this case, I did the Best Buy deal via the Xbox Live offer, so it’s $10 less than usual.) But.

I put it in, and was all set to spend like 5 hours driving. The interface looks amazing, the transitions and loading screens are all slick and pretty, but the actual driving feels like not much more than work. Yes, I know it’s a simulation, but I don’t remember Forza feeling like this much work and like zero fun.

Because I have an addictive personality, however, I’ll play it like a sports manager game, and load up new races and match a car against a race and hire a drive in an attempt to at least get some unlocks out of it before I sell it. I wish I had enough money to hire a guy to hire drivers in Forza 2 to earn achievements for me. That way at least I’d be giving someone a real job, as opposing to have to work at this myself for nothing. Maybe I was deluded. Maybe as driving simulators approach reality the driving experience is too real to be a “fun game” anymore (even if there are red lines appearing on the road surface telling me to brake, which never happen in real life (then again, maybe I don’t drive fast enough in real life to see these)).

I haven’t looked at reviews of the game to see if other people feel this way or if I’m just officially old, but Forza 2 makes me feel empty and sick to my stomach like I just binge ate 12 candy bars or something. I give it 2 out of 5 stars cos it sure does look pretty, but I am hoping someone steals it from me so I don’t keep unlocking achievements and feeling emptier and bingey-er.

Macbook Pro battery not detected under Windows

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

If anyone can tell me how to fix my Macbook Pro under Windows so it actually looks like I have a battery in the computer, I’d appreciate it. It worked for months, and then one day it just had a big red X over the battery indicator in the tray, and when I mouse over it, I get the message that “No battery is detected.” So now I have no idea how much battery life I have at a given moment, and I don’t trust that I will get warnings if my battery is low, so I’m afraid to use it for more than an hour and a half on battery.

no battery detected

I’ll Paypal you a dollar if you can help me fix this.

Edit: So here was the secret, or at least I think so. I found this quite by accident. I booted into MacOS via Bootcamp, then restarted again into Vista. All seems OK now. Not sure why – I had rebooted Vista a few times and that didn’t help, so some kind of magic OSX battery initialization thing, maybe.